JANUARY My diet's decided, I just wont be beaten, As soon as the Christmas leftovers are eaten! The Weight Watchers programme, it sounds just the thing. IN FEBRUARY I'LL START, AFTER JUST ONE LAST FLING!!
FEBRUARY In March I'll stick to the programme, no fear, Just let me get February over my dear. There are Valentine's chocolates and pancakes galore. YES IN MARCH THEN I'LL LOSE MAYBE 7LBS OR MORE!!
MARCH I'll just get the visitors out of the way. Then I promise I’ll stick to my diet each day. But next week it's Mothering Sunday you know! STILL APRIL IS COMING THEN I'LL GIVE IT A REAL GOOD GO!!
APRIL I'm finding it tricky; the kids are off school. Their snacks and their treats are making me drool. The Easter Egg chocolate will soon be quite done. IN MAY I'LL HAVE A FRESH START WHEN IT’S ALL GONE!!
MAY Last month's hot cross buns, the leftovers won't end. And there's no more room in the freezer my friend. OH NO! - BANK HOLIDAY'S with trips and with treats. BUT JUNE WILL BE EASIER WITH FRESH CRISP SALADS TO EAT!!
JUNE A wedding in June on a bright sunny day! But when you're a slimmer it gets in the way! It's knocked me right off; and my diet's got the boot! WELL JULY WILL BE EASIER WITH NICE SUMMER FRUIT!!
JULY Well the middle two weeks I spent them in Spain. The four pounds I've lost have turned into a gain!! Oh Well, I enjoyed it, I won’t be too glum. I'LL RESTART THE PROGRAMME WHEN AUGUST HAS COME!!
AUGUST It's so hard to get back in the right frame of mind! The kids are off school again, oh it’s not very kind. The Weight Watchers programme I fail to remember! OH WELL - NEVER MIND. THE’RE BACK TO SCHOOL IN SEPTEMBER!!
SEPTEMBER AT LAST I AM BACK ON THE PROGRAMME....YIPPEE!! I have managed to lose two whole pounds....Clever Me!! But here comes my Birthday, with drinks and cake to scoff! I'LL RESUME IN OCTOBER FROM WHERE I LEFT OFF!!
OCTOBER I'll be back on the programme, yes, come what may. Just as soon as I'm back from my weekend away! And then of course – Sunday Lunch round my Mum’s I KNOW - I'LL START IN NOVEMBER - BEFORE CHRISTMAS COMES!!
NOVEMBER OH DEAR...Bonfire toffee has caused another hitch. Potatoes and Hot Dogs all made my lips twitch! It’s nearly December! Right…….Not a word of a lie. I'LL STICK TO THE PROGRAMME FOR ONE BIG LAST TRY!!
DECEMBER This month there's no reason in slimming I muse. Come Christmas I'll only put back on what I lose! New Year's resolutions will again soon be here! I'M DETERMINED TO LOSE ALL THE WEIGHT COME NEXT YEAR!!
My diet's decided I just won't be beaten. As soon as the Christmas leftover's are eaten!! HANG ON! THIS SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR! FULL CIRCLE'S COME AROUND! IT'S NEW YEAR AGAIN AND I'VE STILL NOT LOST A POUND!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why leave till tomorrow that which you can do today??